Follow the Monkey. Seek the Truth.
The Real Story of Project Space Monkey
Through a series of transmissions, artifacts, and leaked documents, we have assembled the Truth.
Space Monkey Society
What We Believe
Jan 31, 1961 - Mercury-Redstone 2 Launch
As a part of a Space Program's Project Mercury, Ham the Chimpanzee was launched towards space, destined for suborbital flight.
+08:50 - Ham's Rebellion
Ham takes control, thrusting the lever forward and propelling the capsule beyond orbit...and into deep space.
+16:39 - Transmission Lost
Ham's Capsule disappears Behind the Sun. He is outside of Humanity's Reach.
+??? - M83 | NGC
Ham enters the Black Hole
The Facts
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Official Statement
All organizations involved called Ham's flight a success, lasting 16 min and 39 seconds, before Splash Down in the Atlantic.
But almost immediately, members of the crew, NASA, and early covert organizations began telling a different story.
Reports indicated that Ham did return safely, but that he appeared...60 years older.
The Cover-Up
The Space Monkey Society now has hard evidence of a decades long clandestine concealment operation orchestrated by a multi-organizational effort.
First hand accounts and unexplainable discoveries have emerged over time, connected only by two things — Ham the Chimpanzee and Coffee.
The Society
The Space Monkey Society officially formed on January 31, 1961. Launch Day. Comprised of members who immediately defected from their organization, the Society was founded on one principle. Seek the Truth.
The Theories
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Black Hole Theory
It is strongly believed by The Society that Ham was knocked out by the G Force after pushing the lever forward.
While transmission was lost Behind the Sun, we have reason to believe that the capsule itself could have traveled much, much further.
Due to classified documents, it is our theory that Ham traveled toward the M83 | NGC Galaxy...
And into a black hole.
The Time Travel Theory
This is where the Society is split.
One faction believes that Ham simply aged rapidly due to exposure to warped time planes, before being propelled back to Earth.
The other faction however, believes that Ham was actually propelled through time .
They believe that there is evidence to support a crash landing in what is now Ethiopia, near the Cradle of Humankind.
The Coffee Theory
Though The Society officially formed in the 60's, mysterious signs and artifacts across human history seem to point towards the Myth of the Space Monkey.
Starting in Ancient Ethiopia, through Yemen, the Arabian Peninsula, Europe, and the Americas, traces of Ham's journey have emerged...all tied together by one constant.
Coffee
Your Mission
Follow the Monkey. Seek the Truth.
Through the Space Monkey Coffee Co., the Society will be releasing The True Story of The Space Monkey Project.
Purchase products. Follow the trail left on this website and social media.